Celeb Titties

I’m your typical guy, I like fast cars and hot women. Now I’m not that into the typical hot chicks hanging all over a nice car, I prefer chicks that get dirty, greasy, know how to fix a transmission, can drive like mad, and can still get me supercharged just by giving me the look.

So I was bored and wanting to watch a movie, so I said to myself: “Self, what’s a good movie with fast cars and a hot chick?” The first thing that I think of is Angelina Jolie and Gone in 60 Seconds. As hot as she is, I decide she’s just wearing far to much clothes (which highly I recommend when working near hot manifolds) so I fire up my trusty Celebs Hacked account and get to looking for some tit shots of her. As expected they have a BUNCH of nudes, topless, and see through shots of her. Check it out for yourself.

See through shirt in a pool

A few years back I had a friend I worked with who was in love with Britney Spears. He hated her music, couldn’t stand listening to her talk, and more or less couldn’t stand her personality. However he had posters of her all over the place.

Well, after seeing her posters everyday I finally said to myself: “Self, what does he see in her? I wonder if she’s ever done nude” Of course I couldn’t tell based on his posters since it was a place of business. So when I got home that night I jumped online and checked my favorite celeb hotspot, Celebs Hacked. Sadly I couldn’t find any of her topless, but they had a shit load of hot pictures of her, including crotch shots and down blouse. Check it out for yourself.

Upskirt and Down Blouse at the same time? Hell Yeah!

So I’m watching “Something About Mary”, I love this movie. Well, it’s not so much the movie as it is Cameron Diaz. So as I’m watching the movie I’m thinking to myself: “Self, Cameron has some great tits, I wonder if she’s got any nudes floating around”

Well, I couldn’t find any pictures of her completely nude, but boy does she like to show of her titties. I found this picture and many more like it at Celebs Hacked. Check it out for yourself.

Cameron Diaz topless in a pool

Oh ok, cry for me a little, sometimes it can be kinda sexy.

Don’t tell anyone, but I actually enjoyed Evita, this revelation might put a strain on my man status but oh well…

Seriously though, Madonna is still hot as hell, even at 50 she’s hotter some some celebs half her age and still going strong. Of course I won’t hold it against her that she dated Vanilla Ice.  Speaking of Vanilla Ice I said to myself: “Self, lets find some Madonna nudies, I know there is some, but there has to be more” so I fired up Celebs Hacked and amongst the myriad of nudes, see throughs, topless, and other various shots of Madonna I found this one of her nude with V. Ice himself.

Madonna and Vanilla Ice

Slow, Yeah, Skip a beat and move with my body. Damn Kylie, singing to me like that makes me pretty hot.

You know, sometimes when you hear a singer on the radio you think she sounds so sexy, there is no way she can be hot as hell too. When I heard this song I said to myself: “Self, I must find out just how hot Kylie Minogue is”

So I fire up my browser and surf over to Celebs Hacked and wouldn’t you know? They’ve got nude, topless, and see through shots of Kylie, and god damn she’s hot… Take a look for yourself and tell me what you think!

Kylie Minogue in a see through shirt